
So you're in a relationship and you and your partner join an internet networking site... ie DL / Myspace / Facebook whatever. Everyone’s making friends posting pics and all that good stuff. Most if not always you get close to one friend and you began to build an e-friendship. Now these usually last what 3-4 weeks before its time to meet.
Scene 1 (The Chase) 
Your partner has a close e-friend and they chillin e-mail'n, text'n , IM'n the whole 9 rite... RITE. And it’s all good you trust your boo and she trusts you so you have no worries in fact you want her to make some friends because its only healthy for her you the relationship as a whole. You talk to each other about the conversations each of you have with the e-friend and laugh about the craziness going on out there in the World Wide Web… So a few more days pass then
BAM!!!!!! My Friend wants to meet US…..??????
Scene 2 (They Meet) 
US… “Well I’ve glanced at her page but I don’t really know her…” “Yeah but she thinks we’re cool people and it might be nice for “US” to meet” Now why would she want to meet me. …… (1) We’ve never had an e-covo , e-mail, text NOTHIN… How does she know I’m cool… “Oh that’s because I talk about you all the time”… “Funny when we talk about the conversation that you and your e-friend have I never heard my name…
I don’t think she wants to meet me I think she wants to meet “YOU” and I’m part of the package… because you can’t ask someone’s wife out on a date RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene 3 (The Discussion) 
“Why can’t we make new friends I mean why it is such a problem for us to hang out with some people we meet off line I thought it was all about networking”… As you stand there with the dumb face you think to yourself…. I network… you network… so you say out loud “we are networking” I just never networked with “YOUR FRIENDS”!!!! So for the next few hours there’s a lot of back and forth and you realize that your point is not being heard so you just smile and say fine tell her to hit me up and let me get to know her.
SO WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS!!!!! RITE…………….. . . . RITE!!!!!!
Scene 4 (THE REALITY) 
* * * ---------------------- * * * * * This is you waiting for the “friend” to hit you up since she thinks you’re so cool and wanna meet you RITE * * * *--------* * * * * 4 DAYS nothing from the friend but she’s still chat’n text’n and e-mail’n your wife…. Confused don’t be….. The reality is this new found friend of your partners is interested in her maybe not sexually (being nice) but interested none the less.
So you my dear you are like that extra hot dog bun in the pack they really don’t need nor want you but …..in order to get what you need you gotta take the whole bag…
And that concludes this week’s broadcast of...
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Ladie
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